My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
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»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
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»One More PET Scan...
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»Chemotastic!
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»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Cancer t-shirts and gifts
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I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
Wear this shirt and let everyone know you are making cancer your bitch!
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
Make cancer your bitch with this nifty shirt.
Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
Is your Hubby making cancer his Bitch? Let him know you got his back with this nifty shirt.
Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
Is your wife making cancer her bitch? Let her know you got her back with this spiffy shirt
Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
Is your friend making cancer their bitch? Let them know you are cheering them on with this retro design!
Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
Is your friend making cancer their bitch? Let them know you are cheering them on with this retro design!
F#@K Cancer!
F#@K Cancer!
Now here is a nifty FUCK CANCER shirt you can wear around the kiddos!
Fuck Cancer Symbol
Fuck Cancer Symbol
That's right, the shirt says Fuck Cancer! You can wear this one to Grandma's house! She will have no clue what it says!
Fuck Cancer
Fuck Cancer
This snazzy retro looking shirt pretty much says it all, "FUCK CANCER!"
Cancer, Fuck You!
Cancer, Fuck You!
Have you read the news? Cancer, Fuck You!
Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
Wear this shirt and let everyone know that cancer picked the wrong bitch to mess with!
Cancer Sucks!
Cancer Sucks!
Yep, Cancer sucks! Remind the kids of this with this nifty shirt.
Remission
Remission
There really is nothing better than remission! Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked Cancer's ass!
Pretty People have Cancer
Pretty People have Cancer
It's true, all the pretty people are getting Cancer. It's almost trendy!
Fabulous Cancer
Fabulous Cancer
Just because you are fighting Cancer, doesn't mean you are not FABULOUS! Let everyone know with this great shirt.
Kickin' Cancer's Ass
Kickin' Cancer's Ass
Are you kickin' Cancer's Ass? Do you Know that someone that is Kickin' Cancer's ass? Buy this shirt for someone fighting Cancer!
My Oncologist
My Oncologist
So you think your Oncologist is a tough guy huh? Wear this shirt to your next chemo and let the Dr. know.
Chemo Cool Kid
Chemo Cool Kid
It's true, all the Cool Kids are getting chemo these days. Let everyone know how cool you are with this great shirt.
Chemo Cool Kids
Chemo Cool Kids
It's true, all the Cool Kids are getting chemo these days. Let everyone know how cool you are with this great shirt.
Chemo Whore
Chemo Whore
Make a statement with this shirt. I don't know what that statement would be, but I think the shirt is funny.
Tough Girl
Tough Girl
Are you a tough girl kicking some cancer ass? Wear this shirt in support of the pink ribbon.
I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
Let everyone know you are tough enough to beat cancer's ass with this great shirt.
I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
Life is full of decisions. Give everyone the option to be next on your list of ass-whoopin's. Hell, you already beat Cancer's ass!
Chemosabe
Chemosabe
Howdy Folks! rustle up one of these nifty shirts for your favorite Chemosabe!
I Got Cancer...
I Got Cancer...
Do you have Cancer by the short & curlies? Let everyone know you got cancer by the pubes with this funny retro inspired t shirt.
I Got Cancer by the Balls!
I Got Cancer by the Balls!
Wear this funny shirt to let everyone know you got cancer by the balls.
Now with more Radiation
Now with more Radiation
So you are getting some fancy radiation. Let everyone know you are "New & Improved" with this nifty shirt.
Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
I think we all agree that cancer can kiss my ass. Wear this shirt in support of the fight against cancer.
Check them, or I will!
Check them, or I will!
You better check them out yourself, you don't want Mr. McFeely groping you!
Hey Cancer...
Hey Cancer...
Wear this shirt and let everyone know that cancer picked the wrong Chump to mess with!
I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
Next time you do one of those nifty Breast Cancer Walks, wear this great shirt to show your support to the cause!
Girlie Fuck Cancer
Girlie Fuck Cancer
This shirt pretty much says it all, FUCK CANCER! Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked cancer's ass!

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