Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog. Funny Cancer shirts and gifts

Cancer T Shirts

Cancer - All the pretty people have it!

I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!

I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!

Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!

Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!

Cancer's my friend's Bitch!

Cancer's my friend's BITCH!

Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!

Cancer Sucks!

Remission

Pretty People have Cancer

I Kicked Cancer's Ass!

I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...

Chemosabe

I Got Cancer...

I Got Cancer by the Balls!

Now with more Radiation

Cancer can Kiss My Ass!

Check them, or I will!

Hey Cancer...

I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!

I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!

Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!

Fuck Breast Cancer

Squeeze Your Tomatoes

I Made Cancer My Bitch!

No Hair Day

Kickin' Cancer's Ass!

Cancer Sucks!

Ask Me About My Eyebrows

Cancer Fridge Magnets

Cancer Hoodies & Sweatshirts

Cancer Greeting Cards and Postcards

Cancer Tote Bags

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Cancer's my wife's Bitch Tote Bag

A portion of this shirt sale will be donated to The American Cancer Society. Is your wife making cancer her bitch? Let her know you got her back with this spiffy shirt.

Product Information
Our 100% cotton canvas tote bags have plenty of room to carry everything you need when you are on the go. They include a bottom gusset and extra long handles for easy carrying.

10 oz heavyweight natural canvas fabric
Full side and bottom gusset
22" reinforced self-fabric handles
Machine washable
Measures 15" x 18" x 6"

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FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Tote Bag

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