My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Ask Me About My Eyebrows

Losing your eyebrows has got to be the worst part of chemo. Let everyone know you have a sence of humor about it by wearing this great shirt.

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Thermos Can Cooler

Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Women's Boy Brief

Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
iPhone 4 Slider Case

iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
iPad Case

iPad Case

our price: $39.50
iPad2 Case

iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Men's Light Pajamas

Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Women's Light Pajamas

Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Value T-shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Ask me about my eyebrows Dark T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Long Sleeve Dark

Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Long Sleeve Dark

our price: $32.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Dark T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shi

Ask me about my eyebrows Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shi

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Plus Size Scoop N

Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Plus Size Scoop N

our price: $34.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Plus Size V-Neck

Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Plus Size V-Neck

our price: $34.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Baseball Jersey

Ask me about my eyebrows Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Cap

Ask me about my eyebrows Cap

our price: $17.00
Ask me about my eyebrows Fitted T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Hooded Sweatshirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Raglan

Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Ask me about my eyebrows Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Light T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Ringer T

Ask me about my eyebrows Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Organic Cotton Tee

Ask me about my eyebrows Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Sweatshirt

Ask me about my eyebrows Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Ask me about my eyebrows White T-Shirt

Ask me about my eyebrows White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shir

Ask me about my eyebrows Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shir

our price: $29.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!