My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!

If you are currently making cancer your bitch, you need this t shirt. Buy it for a loved one or wear it yourself, doesn't matter, the message is the same. Make Cancer your bitch!

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Thermos Can Cooler

Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Women's Boy Brief

Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
iPhone 4 Slider Case

iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
iPad Case

iPad Case

our price: $39.50
iPad2 Case

iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Men's Light Pajamas

Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Women's Light Pajamas

Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-

our price: $32.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my bitch BBQ Apron

Making Cancer my bitch BBQ Apron

our price: $22.00
Making Cancer my bitch Cap

Making Cancer my bitch Cap

our price: $17.00
Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Raglan

Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Making Cancer my bitch Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Making Cancer my bitch Ceramic Travel Mug

Making Cancer my bitch Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
Trek Water Bottle

Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Making Cancer my bitch Large Mug

Making Cancer my bitch Large Mug

our price: $18.00
Making Cancer my bitch Oval Sticker

Making Cancer my bitch Oval Sticker

our price: $5.00
Sack Pack

Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Messenger Bag

Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Field Bag

Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Making Cancer my bitch Tote Bag

Making Cancer my bitch Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Reusable Shopping Bag

Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my bitch Women's Light T-Shirt

Making Cancer my bitch Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50

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