My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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»Cancer T Shirts
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
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»Cancerville
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»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer
»Cancer Coffee Mugs
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»Cancer Hoodies & Sweatshirts
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»Cancer Tote Bags


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer T Shirts - Cancer Sucks!

This guy knows what he is talking about, cancer really does suck!

Remember kids, cancer sucks Baseball Jersey

Remember kids, cancer sucks Baseball Jersey
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Cap

Remember kids, cancer sucks Cap
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Fitted T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Fitted T-Shirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Hooded Sweatshirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Hooded Sweatshirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Raglan

Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Raglan
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Remember kids, cancer sucks Jr. Spaghetti Tank
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Large Mug

Remember kids, cancer sucks Large Mug
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Cancer Sucks Ceramic Travel Mug

Cancer Sucks Ceramic Travel Mug
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Light T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Light T-Shirt
our price: $20.99
Remember kids, cancer sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Ringer T

Remember kids, cancer sucks Ringer T
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Mousepad

Remember kids, cancer sucks Mousepad
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Organic Cotton Tee

Remember kids, cancer sucks Organic Cotton Tee
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Sticker (Rectangular)

Remember kids, cancer sucks Sticker (Rectangular)
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Sweatshirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Sweatshirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Tote Bag

Remember kids, cancer sucks Tote Bag
our price: $19.99
Remember kids, cancer sucks Value T-shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Value T-shirt
our price: $14.99
Remember kids, cancer sucks White T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks White T-Shirt
our price: $20.99
Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Cap Sleeve T-S

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Cap Sleeve T-S
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Light T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Light T-Shirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Long Sleeve T-

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Long Sleeve T-
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Plus Size Scoo

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Plus Size Scoo
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Plus Size V-Ne

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's Plus Size V-Ne
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's T-Shirt
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Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Women's V-Neck T-Shirt
our price: $22.99

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