My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Chemo Whore

Make a statement with this shirt. I don't know what that statement would be, but I think the shirt is funny.

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Chemo whore Thermos Can Cooler

Chemo whore Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Chemo whore Women's Boy Brief

Chemo whore Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Chemo whore Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Chemo whore Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Chemo whore Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Chemo whore Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Chemo whore iPhone 4 Clear Case

Chemo whore iPhone 4 Clear Case

our price: $25.00
Chemo whore iPad Case

Chemo whore iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Chemo whore iPhone 4 Slider Case

Chemo whore iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Chemo whore iPad2 Case

Chemo whore iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Chemo whore Women's Light Pajamas

Chemo whore Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemo whore Men's Light Pajamas

Chemo whore Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemo whore Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemo whore Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemo whore Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Sh

Chemo whore Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Sh

our price: $34.50
Chemo whore Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Chemo whore Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Chemo whore Cap

Chemo whore Cap

our price: $17.00
Chemo whore Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Chemo whore Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemo whore Jr. Hoodie

Chemo whore Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
Chemo whore Jr. Raglan

Chemo whore Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Chemo whore Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Chemo whore Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Chemo whore Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Chemo whore Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Chemo whore Trek Water Bottle

Chemo whore Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Chemo whore Ceramic Travel Mug

Chemo whore Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
Chemo whore Large Mug

Chemo whore Large Mug

our price: $18.00
Chemo whore Mousepad

Chemo whore Mousepad

our price: $13.00
Chemo whore Oval Sticker

Chemo whore Oval Sticker

our price: $5.00
Chemo whore Field Bag

Chemo whore Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Chemo whore Tote Bag

Chemo whore Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Chemo whore Reusable Shopping Bag

Chemo whore Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!