My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer T Shirts - Chemolicious!

Don't let chemo get you down, you are Chemolisious! Let everyone know you are kicking Cancer's ass with this great t-shirt!

Chemolicious Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $26.99
Chemolicious Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.99
Chemolicious Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $26.99
Chemolicious Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $26.99
Chemolicious Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-S

Chemolicious Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-S

our price: $31.99
Chemolicious Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $31.99
Chemolicious BBQ Apron

Chemolicious BBQ Apron

our price: $21.99
Chemolicious Cap

Chemolicious Cap

our price: $19.99
Chemolicious Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Chemolicious Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $26.99
Chemolicious Jr. Raglan

Chemolicious Jr. Raglan

our price: $24.99
Chemolicious Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Chemolicious Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $23.99
Chemolicious Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Chemolicious Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $21.99
Chemolicious Ceramic Travel Mug

Chemolicious Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $22.99
Chemolicious Large Mug

Chemolicious Large Mug

our price: $16.99
Chemolicious Mousepad

Chemolicious Mousepad

our price: $14.99
Chemolicious Tote Bag

Chemolicious Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Chemolicious Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $22.99
Chemolicious Women's Light T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $21.99
Chemolicious Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $25.99
Chemolicious Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

our price: $31.99
Chemolicious Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $31.99
Chemolicious Women's T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's T-Shirt

our price: $19.99
Chemolicious Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Chemolicious Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $22.99

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