My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Chemotastic!

Don't let chemo get you down, you are Chemotastic! Let everyone know you are kicking Cancer's ass with this great t-shirt!

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Chemotastic Thermos Can Cooler

Chemotastic Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Chemotastic Women's Boy Brief

Chemotastic Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Chemotastic Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Chemotastic Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Chemotastic Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Chemotastic Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Chemotastic iPhone 4 Slider Case

Chemotastic iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Chemotastic iPad Case

Chemotastic iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Chemotastic iPad2 Case

Chemotastic iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Chemotastic Ceramic Travel Mug

Chemotastic Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
Chemotastic Trek Water Bottle

Chemotastic Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Chemotastic Women's Light Pajamas

Chemotastic Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Chemotastic Men's Light Pajamas

Chemotastic Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Chemotastic Dark T-Shirt

Chemotastic Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Chemotastic Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Chemotastic Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Chemotastic Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Chemotastic Women's Dark T-Shirt

Chemotastic Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Chemotastic Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Sh

Chemotastic Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Sh

our price: $34.50
Chemotastic Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Chemotastic Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Chemotastic Ringer T

Chemotastic Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Value T-shirt

Chemotastic Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Chemotastic Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Chemotastic Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Chemotastic Baseball Jersey

Chemotastic Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Chemotastic Cap

Chemotastic Cap

our price: $17.00
Chemotastic Fitted T-Shirt

Chemotastic Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Golf Shirt

Chemotastic Golf Shirt

our price: $20.00
Chemotastic Hooded Sweatshirt

Chemotastic Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Chemotastic Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Chemotastic Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Jr. Raglan

Chemotastic Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Chemotastic Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Chemotastic Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Chemotastic Light T-Shirt

Chemotastic Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Chemotastic Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Chemotastic Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Chemotastic Organic Cotton Tee

Chemotastic Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!