My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Balbylocks

GoldyLocks ain't got shit on Baldylocks. Bald is beautiful! Let everyone know with this great shirt.

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Baldylocks Thermos Can Cooler

Baldylocks Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Baldylocks Women's Boy Brief

Baldylocks Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Baldylocks Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Baldylocks Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Baldylocks Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Baldylocks Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Baldylocks iPhone 4 Slider Case

Baldylocks iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Baldylocks iPad Case

Baldylocks iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Baldylocks iPad2 Case

Baldylocks iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks Women's Light Pajamas

Baldylocks Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Baldylocks Men's Light Pajamas

Baldylocks Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks BBQ Apron

Baldylocks BBQ Apron

our price: $22.00
Baldylocks Cap

Baldylocks Cap

our price: $17.00
Baldylocks Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Baldylocks Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks Jr. Raglan

Baldylocks Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Baldylocks Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Baldylocks Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Baldylocks Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Baldylocks Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Baldylocks Large Mug

Baldylocks Large Mug

our price: $18.00
Baldylocks Ceramic Travel Mug

Baldylocks Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
Baldylocks Trek Water Bottle

Baldylocks Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Baldylocks Oval Sticker

Baldylocks Oval Sticker

our price: $5.00
Baldylocks Field Bag

Baldylocks Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Baldylocks Sack Pack

Baldylocks Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Baldylocks Messenger Bag

Baldylocks Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Baldylocks Tote Bag

Baldylocks Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Baldylocks Reusable Shopping Bag

Baldylocks Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Baldylocks Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Baldylocks Women's Light T-Shirt

Baldylocks Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!