My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - One More PET Scan...

You just gotta love the PET Scan! Nothing like a Pringles can sized tube of radiation being crammed into you. Wear this dandy shirt to YOUR next PET Scan!

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One more PET scan Thermos Can Cooler

One more PET scan Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
One more PET scan Women's Boy Brief

One more PET scan Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
One more PET scan Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

One more PET scan Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
One more PET scan Thermos Bottle (12oz)

One more PET scan Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
One more PET scan iPhone 4 Slider Case

One more PET scan iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
One more PET scan iPad Case

One more PET scan iPad Case

our price: $39.50
One more PET scan iPhone 4 Clear Case

One more PET scan iPhone 4 Clear Case

our price: $25.00
One more PET scan iPad2 Case

One more PET scan iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
One more PET scan Baseball Jersey

One more PET scan Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
One more PET scan Women's Light Pajamas

One more PET scan Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
One more PET scan Men's Light Pajamas

One more PET scan Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
One more PET scan Women's Dark T-Shirt

One more PET scan Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

One more PET scan Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Ringer T

One more PET scan Ringer T

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Value T-shirt

One more PET scan Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
One more PET scan Fitted T-Shirt

One more PET scan Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Hooded Sweatshirt

One more PET scan Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
One more PET scan Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

One more PET scan Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Jr. Raglan

One more PET scan Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
One more PET scan Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

One more PET scan Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
One more PET scan Jr. Spaghetti Tank

One more PET scan Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
One more PET scan Kids Baseball Jersey

One more PET scan Kids Baseball Jersey

our price: $20.00
One more PET scan Kids Hoodie

One more PET scan Kids Hoodie

our price: $26.00
One more PET scan Kids Light T-Shirt

One more PET scan Kids Light T-Shirt

our price: $19.50
One more PET scan Kids Sweatshirt

One more PET scan Kids Sweatshirt

our price: $25.00
One more PET scan Light T-Shirt

One more PET scan Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Long Sleeve T-Shirt

One more PET scan Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
One more PET scan Organic Cotton Tee

One more PET scan Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
One more PET scan Sweatshirt

One more PET scan Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
One more PET scan White T-Shirt

One more PET scan White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Women's Light T-Shirt

One more PET scan Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
One more PET scan Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

One more PET scan Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!