My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!

Nobody likes Mr. Cancer. Tell him to go to hell with this spiffy shirt!

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Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Thermos Can Cooler

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Boy Brief

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Stainless Water Bottle

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Stainless Water Bottle

our price: $16.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer iPhone 4 Slider Case

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer iPad Case

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer iPad2 Case

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Messenger Bag

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Reusable Shopping Bag

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Tote Bag

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Field Bag

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Sack Pack

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Light Pajamas

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Value T-shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Men's Light Pajamas

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Dark T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Baseball Jersey

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Ringer T

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Raglan

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Dark T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Fitted T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Toddler T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Toddler T-Shirt

our price: $14.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Kids Baseball Jersey

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Kids Baseball Jersey

our price: $20.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Kids Hoodie

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Kids Hoodie

our price: $26.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Kids Light T-Shirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Kids Light T-Shirt

our price: $19.50

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