My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer can Kiss My Ass!

I think we all agree that cancer can kiss my ass. Wear this shirt in support of the fight against cancer.

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Cancer can kiss my ass Thermos Can Cooler

Cancer can kiss my ass Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Boy Brief

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Cancer can kiss my ass Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Cancer can kiss my ass Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Cancer can kiss my ass Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Cancer can kiss my ass iPhone 4 Slider Case

Cancer can kiss my ass iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Cancer can kiss my ass iPad Case

Cancer can kiss my ass iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Cancer can kiss my ass iPad2 Case

Cancer can kiss my ass iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Raglan

Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Men's Light Pajamas

Cancer can kiss my ass Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Light Pajamas

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Baseball Jersey

Cancer can kiss my ass Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Fitted T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Hooded Sweatshirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Cancer can kiss my ass Light T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Ringer T

Cancer can kiss my ass Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Organic Cotton Tee

Cancer can kiss my ass Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Sweatshirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Value T-shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Cancer can kiss my ass White T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Light T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Plus Size Scoop Nec

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Plus Size Scoop Nec

our price: $34.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-

our price: $34.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Mousepad

Cancer can kiss my ass Mousepad

our price: $13.00
Cancer can kiss my ass Cap

Cancer can kiss my ass Cap

our price: $17.00

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