My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!

This is a retro revamp of the original "Making Cancer my Bitch" shirt. Make cancer your bitch with this nifty shirt.

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Making Cancer my Bitch Thermos Can Cooler

Making Cancer my Bitch Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Making Cancer my Bitch Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Making Cancer my Bitch Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Making Cancer my Bitch iPhone 4 Slider Case

Making Cancer my Bitch iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Making Cancer my Bitch iPhone 4 Clear Case

Making Cancer my Bitch iPhone 4 Clear Case

our price: $25.00
Making Cancer my Bitch iPad Case

Making Cancer my Bitch iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch iPad2 Case

Making Cancer my Bitch iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Women's Light Pajamas

Making Cancer my Bitch Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Men's Light Pajamas

Making Cancer my Bitch Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Ringer T

Making Cancer my Bitch Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Baseball Jersey

Making Cancer my Bitch Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Dark T-Shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Value T-shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Organic Cotton Tee

Making Cancer my Bitch Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Fitted T-Shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Light T-Shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Sweatshirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch White T-Shirt

Making Cancer my Bitch White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Rectangle Sticker

Making Cancer my Bitch Rectangle Sticker

our price: $5.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Mousepad

Making Cancer my Bitch Mousepad

our price: $13.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Reusable Shopping Bag

Making Cancer my Bitch Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Messenger Bag

Making Cancer my Bitch Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Tote Bag

Making Cancer my Bitch Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Sack Pack

Making Cancer my Bitch Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Field Bag

Making Cancer my Bitch Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Journal

Making Cancer my Bitch Journal

our price: $11.00
Making Cancer my Bitch BBQ Apron

Making Cancer my Bitch BBQ Apron

our price: $22.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Boxer Shorts

Making Cancer my Bitch Boxer Shorts

our price: $16.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Women's Boy Brief

Making Cancer my Bitch Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!