My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - I Got Cancer by the Balls!

A portion of each shirt sold will be donated to The American Cancer Society. Wear this funny shirt to let everyone know you got cancer by the balls.

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Got Cancer by the Balls Thermos Can Cooler

Got Cancer by the Balls Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Stainless Water Bottle 0.6

Got Cancer by the Balls Stainless Water Bottle 0.6

our price: $16.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Got Cancer by the Balls Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Got Cancer by the Balls iPad Case

Got Cancer by the Balls iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Got Cancer by the Balls iPhone 4 Slider Case

Got Cancer by the Balls iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Got Cancer by the Balls iPhone 4 Clear Case

Got Cancer by the Balls iPhone 4 Clear Case

our price: $25.00
Got Cancer by the Balls iPad2 Case

Got Cancer by the Balls iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Light Pajamas

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Men's Light Pajamas

Got Cancer by the Balls Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Dark T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Dark T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Dark T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Dark T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Value T-shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Raglan

Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Ringer T

Got Cancer by the Balls Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Baseball Jersey

Got Cancer by the Balls Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Fitted T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Hooded Sweatshirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Hoodie

Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Got Cancer by the Balls Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Light T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Maternity T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Maternity T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Organic Cotton Tee

Got Cancer by the Balls Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Sweatshirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Got Cancer by the Balls White T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Light T-Shirt

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Long Sleeve T-Shir

Got Cancer by the Balls Women's Long Sleeve T-Shir

our price: $32.50

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