My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Fuck Cancer

A portion of each shirt sold will be donated to The American Cancer Society. This snazzy retro looking shirt pretty much says it all, "FUCK CANCER!"

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Fuck Cancer Thermos Can Cooler

Fuck Cancer Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Fuck Cancer Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Fuck Cancer Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Fuck Cancer Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Fuck Cancer Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Fuck Cancer iPad Case

Fuck Cancer iPad Case

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Fuck Cancer iPhone 4 Slider Case

Fuck Cancer iPhone 4 Slider Case

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Fuck Cancer iPad2 Case

Fuck Cancer iPad2 Case

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Fuck Cancer Men's Light Pajamas

Fuck Cancer Men's Light Pajamas

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Fuck Cancer Women's Light Pajamas

Fuck Cancer Women's Light Pajamas

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Fuck Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Dark T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Value T-shirt

Fuck Cancer Value T-shirt

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Fuck Cancer Jr. Raglan

Fuck Cancer Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Fuck Cancer Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Fuck Cancer Ringer T

Fuck Cancer Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Baseball Jersey

Fuck Cancer Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Fuck Cancer Fitted T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

Fuck Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

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Fuck Cancer Jr. Hoodie

Fuck Cancer Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
Fuck Cancer Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Fuck Cancer Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Fuck Cancer Light T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Fuck Cancer Maternity T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Maternity T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Fuck Cancer Organic Cotton Tee

Fuck Cancer Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Fuck Cancer Sweatshirt

Fuck Cancer Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Fuck Cancer White T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Women's Light T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Fuck Cancer Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Fuck Cancer Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Fuck Cancer Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

our price: $34.50

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