My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Save The Titties!

The best way to catch breast cancer is by copping a feel on yourself, or your friend. Wear this shirt as a reminder.

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Cop a Feel Thermos Can Cooler

Cop a Feel Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Cop a Feel Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Cop a Feel Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Cop a Feel Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Cop a Feel Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Cop a Feel iPhone 4 Clear Case

Cop a Feel iPhone 4 Clear Case

our price: $25.00
Cop a Feel iPhone 4 Slider Case

Cop a Feel iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Cop a Feel iPad Case

Cop a Feel iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Cop a Feel iPad2 Case

Cop a Feel iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Cop a Feel Men's Light Pajamas

Cop a Feel Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Cop a Feel Women's Light Pajamas

Cop a Feel Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Cop a Feel Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
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Cop a Feel Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Value T-shirt

Cop a Feel Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Cop a Feel Jr. Raglan

Cop a Feel Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Cop a Feel Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Cop a Feel Ringer T

Cop a Feel Ringer T

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Cop a Feel Baseball Jersey

Cop a Feel Baseball Jersey

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Cop a Feel Fitted T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Hooded Sweatshirt

Cop a Feel Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Cop a Feel Jr. Hoodie

Cop a Feel Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
Cop a Feel Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Cop a Feel Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Cop a Feel Light T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Cop a Feel Maternity T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Maternity T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Cop a Feel Organic Cotton Tee

Cop a Feel Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Cop a Feel Sweatshirt

Cop a Feel Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cop a Feel White T-Shirt

Cop a Feel White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Women's Light T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cop a Feel Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cop a Feel Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!