My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer
»Cancer Coffee Mugs
»Cancer Fridge Magnets
»Cancer Hoodies & Sweatshirts
»Cancer Greeting Cards and Postcards
»Cancer Tote Bags


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer T Shirts - Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!

A portion of each shirt sold will be donated to Cancer Research. Is your wife making cancer her bitch? Let her know you got her back with this spiffy shirt.

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Dark T-Shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Dark T-Shirt
our price: $24.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Ringer T

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Ringer T
our price: $21.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Baseball Jersey

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Baseball Jersey
our price: $22.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Dark T-Shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Dark T-Shirt
our price: $24.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Value T-shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Value T-shirt
our price: $14.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Organic Cotton Tee

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Organic Cotton Tee
our price: $26.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Fitted T-Shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Fitted T-Shirt
our price: $22.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt
our price: $41.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Light T-Shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Light T-Shirt
our price: $20.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Long Sleeve T-Shirt
our price: $24.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Sweatshirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Sweatshirt
our price: $36.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch White T-Shirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch White T-Shirt
our price: $20.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Sticker (Rectangular)

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Sticker (Rectangular)
our price: $3.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Mousepad

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Mousepad
our price: $14.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Tote Bag

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Tote Bag
our price: $19.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Journal

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Journal
our price: $14.49
Cancer's my wife's Bitch BBQ Apron

Cancer's my wife's Bitch BBQ Apron
our price: $21.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Boxer Shorts

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Boxer Shorts
our price: $18.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Cap

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Cap
our price: $19.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Ceramic Travel Mug

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Ceramic Travel Mug
our price: $22.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Large Mug

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Large Mug
our price: $16.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Rectangle Magnet

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Rectangle Magnet
our price: $4.49
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)
our price: $14.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Greeting Card

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Greeting Card
our price: $3.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
our price: $19.99

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