My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - My Oncologist

So you think your Oncologist is a tough guy huh? Wear this shirt to your next chemo and let the Dr. know.

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My Oncologist Thermos Can Cooler

My Oncologist Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
My Oncologist Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

My Oncologist Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
My Oncologist Thermos Bottle (12oz)

My Oncologist Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
My Oncologist iPhone 4 Slider Case

My Oncologist iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
My Oncologist iPad Case

My Oncologist iPad Case

our price: $39.50
My Oncologist iPad2 Case

My Oncologist iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
My Oncologist Ceramic Travel Mug

My Oncologist Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
My Oncologist Trek Water Bottle

My Oncologist Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
My Oncologist Toddler T-Shirt

My Oncologist Toddler T-Shirt

our price: $14.50
My Oncologist Kids Light T-Shirt

My Oncologist Kids Light T-Shirt

our price: $19.50
My Oncologist Infant Bodysuit

My Oncologist Infant Bodysuit

our price: $18.50
My Oncologist Bib

My Oncologist Bib

our price: $12.00
My Oncologist Kids Hoodie

My Oncologist Kids Hoodie

our price: $26.00
My Oncologist Kids Sweatshirt

My Oncologist Kids Sweatshirt

our price: $25.00
My Oncologist Kids Baseball Jersey

My Oncologist Kids Baseball Jersey

our price: $20.00
My Oncologist Women's Light Pajamas

My Oncologist Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
My Oncologist Ringer T

My Oncologist Ringer T

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Men's Light Pajamas

My Oncologist Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
My Oncologist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

My Oncologist Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
My Oncologist Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's Dark T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's Dark T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's Dark T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Baseball Jersey

My Oncologist Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
My Oncologist Dark T-Shirt

My Oncologist Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Fitted T-Shirt

My Oncologist Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Jr. Spaghetti Tank

My Oncologist Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
My Oncologist Jr. Hoodie

My Oncologist Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
My Oncologist Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

My Oncologist Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Jr. Raglan

My Oncologist Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
My Oncologist Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
My Oncologist Light T-Shirt

My Oncologist Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!