My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Kickin' Cancer's Ass

Are you kickin' Cancer's Ass? Do you Know that someone that is Kickin' Cancer's ass? Buy this shirt for someone fighting Cancer!

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Kickin' Cancer's Ass Thermos Can Cooler

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass iPad Case

Kickin' Cancer's Ass iPad Case

our price: $39.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass iPhone 4 Slider Case

Kickin' Cancer's Ass iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass iPad2 Case

Kickin' Cancer's Ass iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Ceramic Travel Mug

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Trek Water Bottle

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Men's Light Pajamas

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Ringer T

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Ringer T

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Light Pajamas

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

our price: $24.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Dark T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Dark T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Dark T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Baseball Jersey

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Baseball Jersey

our price: $32.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Dark T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Fitted T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Fitted T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Spaghetti Tank

our price: $22.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Hoodie

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Raglan

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Sh

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Sh

our price: $32.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Light T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Men's Sleeveless Tee

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Men's Sleeveless Tee

our price: $22.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Organic Cotton Tee

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Value T-shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass White T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Yellow T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Yellow T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50

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