My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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»Cancer T Shirts
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
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»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer
»Cancer Coffee Mugs
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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer T Shirts - Cancer Sucks!

Yep, Cancer sucks! Remind the kids of this with this nifty shirt.

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Cancer Sucks Ceramic Travel Mug

Cancer Sucks Ceramic Travel Mug
our price: $22.99
Cancer Sucks Infant/Toddler T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
our price: $13.99
Cancer Sucks Kids Light T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Kids Light T-Shirt
our price: $18.99
Cancer Sucks Infant Bodysuit

Cancer Sucks Infant Bodysuit
our price: $14.99
Cancer Sucks Bib

Cancer Sucks Bib
our price: $12.99
Cancer Sucks Kids Hoodie

Cancer Sucks Kids Hoodie
our price: $23.99
Cancer Sucks Kids Sweatshirt

Cancer Sucks Kids Sweatshirt
our price: $19.99
Cancer Sucks Kids Baseball Jersey

Cancer Sucks Kids Baseball Jersey
our price: $19.99
Cancer Sucks Ringer T

Cancer Sucks Ringer T
our price: $21.99
Cancer Sucks Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
our price: $23.99
Cancer Sucks Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
our price: $22.99
Cancer Sucks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Dark T-Shirt
our price: $26.99
Cancer Sucks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Dark T-Shirt
our price: $26.99
Cancer Sucks Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Dark T-Shirt
our price: $26.99
Cancer Sucks Baseball Jersey

Cancer Sucks Baseball Jersey
our price: $22.99
Cancer Sucks Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Dark T-Shirt
our price: $24.99
Cancer Sucks Fitted T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Fitted T-Shirt
our price: $22.99
Cancer Sucks Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Cancer Sucks Jr. Spaghetti Tank
our price: $21.99
Cancer Sucks Jr. Hoodie

Cancer Sucks Jr. Hoodie
our price: $31.99
Cancer Sucks Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
our price: $26.99
Cancer Sucks Jr. Raglan

Cancer Sucks Jr. Raglan
our price: $24.99
Cancer Sucks Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
our price: $29.99
Cancer Sucks Light T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Light T-Shirt
our price: $20.99
Cancer Sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt
our price: $24.99
Cancer Sucks Men's Sleeveless Tee

Cancer Sucks Men's Sleeveless Tee
our price: $19.99
Cancer Sucks Organic Cotton Tee

Cancer Sucks Organic Cotton Tee
our price: $26.99
Cancer Sucks Value T-shirt

Cancer Sucks Value T-shirt
our price: $14.99
Cancer Sucks White T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks White T-Shirt
our price: $20.99
Cancer Sucks Yellow T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Yellow T-Shirt
our price: $19.99
Cancer Sucks Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt
our price: $26.99
Cancer Sucks Hooded Sweatshirt

Cancer Sucks Hooded Sweatshirt
our price: $41.99
Cancer Sucks Greeting Card

Cancer Sucks Greeting Card
our price: $3.99

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    • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!