My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer - All the pretty people have it!

Just because you are fighting Cancer, doesn't mean you are not FABULOUS! Let everyone know with this great shirt.

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Thermos Can Cooler

Thermos Can Cooler

our price: $19.50
Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

our price: $16.00
Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Thermos Bottle (12oz)

our price: $22.50
iPhone 4 Clear Case

iPhone 4 Clear Case

our price: $25.00
iPad Case

iPad Case

our price: $39.50
iPhone 4 Slider Case

iPhone 4 Slider Case

our price: $25.00
iPad2 Case

iPad2 Case

our price: $39.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Light

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Light

our price: $19.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Hoodie

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Hoodie

our price: $26.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Sweats

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Sweats

our price: $25.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Baseba

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Baseba

our price: $20.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Dark T

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Kids Dark T

our price: $19.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Kid

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Kid

our price: $28.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Kid

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Kid

our price: $28.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Bab

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Bab

our price: $24.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Bab

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Organic Bab

our price: $20.99
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Ceramic Tra

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Ceramic Tra

our price: $24.50
Trek Water Bottle

Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Men's Light Pajamas

Men's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Dar

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Dar

our price: $29.50
Women's Light Pajamas

Women's Light Pajamas

our price: $39.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Dar

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Dar

our price: $29.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's V-N

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's V-N

our price: $29.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Ringer

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Ringer

our price: $24.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Spaghet

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Spaghet

our price: $22.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Hoodie

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Hoodie

our price: $34.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Cap

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Cap

our price: $29.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Jersey

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Jersey

our price: $29.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Raglan

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Jr. Raglan

our price: $28.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Lon

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Women's Lon

our price: $32.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Hooded Swea

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Hooded Swea

our price: $45.00
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Greeting Ca

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Greeting Ca

our price: $3.25

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!