My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - It's the Cancer Talkin'!

Sure, sometimes you act like a real bitch! It's not YOUR fault, it's the cancer talkin'!

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Cancer Talkin'! Thermos Can Cooler

Cancer Talkin'! Thermos Can Cooler
our price: $19.50
Cancer Talkin'! Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L

Cancer Talkin'! Stainless Water Bottle 0.6L
our price: $16.00
Cancer Talkin'! Thermos Bottle (12oz)

Cancer Talkin'! Thermos Bottle (12oz)
our price: $22.50
Cancer Talkin'! iPhone 4 Clear Case

Cancer Talkin'! iPhone 4 Clear Case
our price: $25.00
Cancer Talkin'! iPad Case

Cancer Talkin'! iPad Case
our price: $39.50
Cancer Talkin'! iPhone 4 Slider Case

Cancer Talkin'! iPhone 4 Slider Case
our price: $25.00
Cancer Talkin'! iPad2 Case

Cancer Talkin'! iPad2 Case
our price: $39.50
Cancer Talkin'! Ceramic Travel Mug

Cancer Talkin'! Ceramic Travel Mug
our price: $24.50
Cancer Talkin'! Trek Water Bottle

Cancer Talkin'! Trek Water Bottle
our price: $10.00
Cancer Talkin'! Toddler T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Toddler T-Shirt
our price: $14.50
Cancer Talkin'! Kids Light T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Kids Light T-Shirt
our price: $19.50
Cancer Talkin'! Infant Bodysuit

Cancer Talkin'! Infant Bodysuit
our price: $18.50
Cancer Talkin'! Bib

Cancer Talkin'! Bib
our price: $12.00
Cancer Talkin'! Kids Hoodie

Cancer Talkin'! Kids Hoodie
our price: $26.00
Cancer Talkin'! Kids Sweatshirt

Cancer Talkin'! Kids Sweatshirt
our price: $25.00
Cancer Talkin'! Kids Baseball Jersey

Cancer Talkin'! Kids Baseball Jersey
our price: $20.00
Cancer Talkin'! Women's Light Pajamas

Cancer Talkin'! Women's Light Pajamas
our price: $39.50
Cancer Talkin'! Ringer T

Cancer Talkin'! Ringer T
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Men's Light Pajamas

Cancer Talkin'! Men's Light Pajamas
our price: $39.50
Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Ringer T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
our price: $24.00
Cancer Talkin'! Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Women's Dark T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Women's Dark T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Women's Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Women's Dark T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Baseball Jersey

Cancer Talkin'! Baseball Jersey
our price: $32.50
Cancer Talkin'! Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Dark T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Fitted T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Fitted T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Spaghetti Tank

Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Spaghetti Tank
our price: $22.50
Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Hoodie

Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Hoodie
our price: $34.00
Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Jersey T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
our price: $29.50
Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Raglan

Cancer Talkin'! Jr. Raglan
our price: $28.50
Cancer Talkin'! Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Talkin'! Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
our price: $32.50

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