My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer T Shirts

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Girlie Fuck Cancer
Girlie Fuck Cancer
This shirt pretty much says it all, FUCK CANCER! Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked cancer's ass!
Don't Let Cancer...
Don't Let Cancer...
I remember my first time at second base, don't take that memory away from me. Get checked out! Wear this shirt in support of the pink ribbon and breast cancer.
Save the Knockers!
Save the Knockers!
Show your support for those fighting breast cancer. Save the Knockers! Join the movement today!
Save The Titties!
Save The Titties!
The best way to catch breast cancer is by copping a feel on yourself, or your friend. Wear this shirt as a reminder.
I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
If you are currently making cancer your bitch, you need this t shirt. Buy it for a loved one or wear it yourself, doesn't matter, the message is the same. Make Cancer your bitch!
I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
If you are currently making cancer your bitch, you need this t shirt. Buy it for a loved one or wear it yourself, doesn't matter, the message is the same. Make Cancer your bitch!
Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
Nobody likes Mr. Cancer. Tell him to go to hell with this spiffy shirt!
Fuck Breast Cancer
Fuck Breast Cancer
Show your hatred for breast cancer with this great pink ribbon shirt!
Squeeze Your Tomatoes
Squeeze Your Tomatoes
Always remember to squeeze your tomatoes! Help fight breast cancer with this funny shirt.
One More PET Scan...
One More PET Scan...
You just gotta love the PET Scan! Nothing like a Pringles can sized tube of radiation being crammed into you. Wear this dandy shirt to YOUR next PET Scan!
Rub My Bald Head
Rub My Bald Head
Just because you are now bald from all the chemo and radiation doesn't mean that guys stopped checking you out! Stay sexy with this great shirt.
Balbylocks
Balbylocks
GoldyLocks ain't got shit on Baldylocks. Bald is beautiful! Let everyone know with this great shirt.
Save The Titties!
Save The Titties!
I can't think of any better way to prevent Breast Cancer than to cop a feel on your favorite tittie! Wear this shirt and let everyone know the score.
Chemotastic!
Chemotastic!
Don't let chemo get you down, you are Chemotastic! Let everyone know you are kicking Cancer's ass with this great t-shirt!
Chemolicious!
Chemolicious!
Don't let chemo get you down, you are Chemolisious! Let everyone know you are kicking Cancer's ass with this great t-shirt!
I Made Cancer My Bitch!
I Made Cancer My Bitch!
This is the shirt for everyone that has survived Cancer. Congrats on making Cancer your bitch!
I Made Cancer My Bitch!
I Made Cancer My Bitch!
This is the shirt for everyone that has survived Cancer. Congrats on making Cancer your bitch!
No Hair Day
No Hair Day
Are you having a "No Hair" Day? Wear this shirt with pride. You are a fighter. Cancer ain't got shit on you.
Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
Are you or someone you know kickin' Cancer's ass? Let everyone know with this great retro inspired shirt.
Cancer Sucks!
Cancer Sucks!
This guy knows what he is talking about, cancer really does suck!
Ask Me About My Eyebrows
Ask Me About My Eyebrows
Losing your eyebrows has got to be the worst part of chemo. Let everyone know you have a sence of humor about it by wearing this great shirt.
Cancerville
Cancerville
Welcome to Cancerville, population, you! Laugh at cancer with this great shirt.
Chemopalooza
Chemopalooza
Chemo is a big ball of fun. Let everyone know that you are going to the party known as "Chemo"!
Melaphukanoma
Melaphukanoma
Skin Cancer sucks. Let everyone know with this great shirt.
I pinned Cancer
I pinned Cancer
Wear this shirt and let everyone know you kicked Cancer's ass!
Geeky End Cancer
Geeky End Cancer
This is for all the nerds and geeks out there. Cancer wrapped in the "End" HTML tag. Great cancer gift for that geek fighting cancer.

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!