My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Save the Knockers!

Show your support for those fighting breast cancer. Save the Knockers! Join the movement today!

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Save the Knockers! Women's T-Shirt

Save the Knockers! Women's T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Save the Knockers! Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Save the Knockers! Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Save the Knockers! Mousepad

Save the Knockers! Mousepad

our price: $13.00
Save the Knockers! Rectangle Sticker

Save the Knockers! Rectangle Sticker

our price: $5.00
Save the Knockers! Field Bag

Save the Knockers! Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Save the Knockers! Reusable Shopping Bag

Save the Knockers! Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Save the Knockers! Messenger Bag

Save the Knockers! Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Save the Knockers! Sack Pack

Save the Knockers! Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Save the Knockers! Tote Bag

Save the Knockers! Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Save the Knockers! Rectangle Magnet

Save the Knockers! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Save the Knockers! BBQ Apron

Save the Knockers! BBQ Apron

our price: $22.00
Save the Knockers! Journal

Save the Knockers! Journal

our price: $11.00
Save the Knockers! Boxer Shorts

Save the Knockers! Boxer Shorts

our price: $16.00
Save the Knockers! Women's Boy Brief

Save the Knockers! Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Save the Knockers! Ceramic Travel Mug

Save the Knockers! Ceramic Travel Mug

our price: $24.50
Save the Knockers! Trek Water Bottle

Save the Knockers! Trek Water Bottle

our price: $10.00
Save the Knockers! Large Mug

Save the Knockers! Large Mug

our price: $18.00
Save the Knockers! Greeting Card

Save the Knockers! Greeting Card

our price: $3.25
Save the Knockers! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Save the Knockers! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Save the Knockers! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Save the Knockers! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00

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