My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - My Oncologist

So you think your Oncologist is a tough guy huh? Wear this shirt to your next chemo and let the Dr. know.

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My Oncologist Light T-Shirt

My Oncologist Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Long Sleeve T-Shirt

My Oncologist Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
My Oncologist Men's Sleeveless Tee

My Oncologist Men's Sleeveless Tee

our price: $22.00
My Oncologist Organic Cotton Tee

My Oncologist Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
My Oncologist Value T-shirt

My Oncologist Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
My Oncologist White T-Shirt

My Oncologist White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Yellow T-Shirt

My Oncologist Yellow T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Hooded Sweatshirt

My Oncologist Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
My Oncologist Greeting Card

My Oncologist Greeting Card

our price: $3.25
My Oncologist Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

My Oncologist Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
My Oncologist Postcards (Package of 8)

My Oncologist Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
My Oncologist Note Cards (Pk of 10)

My Oncologist Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
My Oncologist Journal

My Oncologist Journal

our price: $11.00
My Oncologist Maternity T-Shirt

My Oncologist Maternity T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
My Oncologist Sweatshirt

My Oncologist Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
My Oncologist White T-Shirt

My Oncologist White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's Light T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
My Oncologist Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
My Oncologist Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
My Oncologist Women's T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Women's Tank Top

My Oncologist Women's Tank Top

our price: $22.00
My Oncologist Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

My Oncologist Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
My Oncologist Rectangle Sticker

My Oncologist Rectangle Sticker

our price: $5.00
My Oncologist Reusable Shopping Bag

My Oncologist Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
My Oncologist Sack Pack

My Oncologist Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
My Oncologist Tote Bag

My Oncologist Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
My Oncologist Messenger Bag

My Oncologist Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
My Oncologist Field Bag

My Oncologist Field Bag

our price: $25.00
My Oncologist Rectangle Magnet

My Oncologist Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
My Oncologist Large Mug

My Oncologist Large Mug

our price: $18.00

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!