My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Kickin' Cancer's Ass

Are you kickin' Cancer's Ass? Do you Know that someone that is Kickin' Cancer's ass? Buy this shirt for someone fighting Cancer!

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Kickin' Cancer's Ass Hooded Sweatshirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Greeting Card

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Greeting Card

our price: $3.25
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Postcards (Package of 8)

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Journal

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Journal

our price: $11.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Maternity T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Maternity T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Sweatshirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass White T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Light T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck

our price: $34.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Sh

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Sh

our price: $34.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Tank Top

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Tank Top

our price: $22.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Rectangle Sticker

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Rectangle Sticker

our price: $5.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Sack Pack

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Messenger Bag

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Tote Bag

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Reusable Shopping Bag

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Field Bag

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Rectangle Magnet

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Large Mug

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Large Mug

our price: $18.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass 3.5" Button

Kickin' Cancer's Ass 3.5" Button

our price: $5.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass BBQ Apron

Kickin' Cancer's Ass BBQ Apron

our price: $22.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Boy Brief

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Women's Boy Brief

our price: $17.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Boxer Shorts

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Boxer Shorts

our price: $16.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Cap

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Cap

our price: $17.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Classic Thong

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Classic Thong

our price: $12.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Dog T-Shirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Dog T-Shirt

our price: $18.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Stein

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Stein

our price: $20.00

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