My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer Sucks!

Yep, Cancer sucks! Remind the kids of this with this nifty shirt.

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Cancer Sucks Light T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Cancer Sucks Men's Sleeveless Tee

Cancer Sucks Men's Sleeveless Tee

our price: $22.00
Cancer Sucks Organic Cotton Tee

Cancer Sucks Organic Cotton Tee

our price: $32.50
Cancer Sucks Value T-shirt

Cancer Sucks Value T-shirt

our price: $13.00
Cancer Sucks White T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Yellow T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Yellow T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Hooded Sweatshirt

Cancer Sucks Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Cancer Sucks Greeting Card

Cancer Sucks Greeting Card

our price: $3.25
Cancer Sucks Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer Sucks Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Cancer Sucks Postcards (Package of 8)

Cancer Sucks Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
Cancer Sucks Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer Sucks Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cancer Sucks Journal

Cancer Sucks Journal

our price: $11.00
Cancer Sucks Maternity T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Maternity T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Cancer Sucks Sweatshirt

Cancer Sucks Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer Sucks White T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks White T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Women's Light T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Light T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt

our price: $32.50
Cancer Sucks Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Cancer Sucks Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $34.50
Cancer Sucks Women's T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Women's Tank Top

Cancer Sucks Women's Tank Top

our price: $22.00
Cancer Sucks Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Cancer Sucks Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

our price: $29.50
Cancer Sucks Rectangle Sticker

Cancer Sucks Rectangle Sticker

our price: $5.00
Cancer Sucks Tote Bag

Cancer Sucks Tote Bag

our price: $18.00
Cancer Sucks Messenger Bag

Cancer Sucks Messenger Bag

our price: $34.50
Cancer Sucks Sack Pack

Cancer Sucks Sack Pack

our price: $19.50
Cancer Sucks Field Bag

Cancer Sucks Field Bag

our price: $25.00
Cancer Sucks Reusable Shopping Bag

Cancer Sucks Reusable Shopping Bag

our price: $19.50
Cancer Sucks Rectangle Magnet

Cancer Sucks Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer Sucks Large Mug

Cancer Sucks Large Mug

our price: $18.00

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!