My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Chemo Cool Kids Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Chemo Cool Kids Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Fuck Cancer Symbol Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Fuck Cancer Symbol Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cancer Sucks Postcards (Package of 8)

Cancer Sucks Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cancer Talkin'! Postcards (Package of 8)

Cancer Talkin'! Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
Pretty People have Cancer Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Pretty People have Cancer Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cool Chemo Kids Postcards (Package of 8)

Cool Chemo Kids Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
My Oncologist Note Cards (Pk of 10)

My Oncologist Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cool Chemo Kids Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cool Chemo Kids Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cancer Talkin'! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer Talkin'! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cancer Sucks Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer Sucks Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
F#@K CANCER! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

F#@K CANCER! Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Don't let Cancer Postcards (Package of 8)

Don't let Cancer Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
Fuck Breast Cancer Postcards (Package of 8)

Fuck Breast Cancer Postcards (Package of 8)

our price: $8.00
Making Cancer my Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Making Cancer my Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Greeting Cards (Pk of 10

Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Greeting Cards (Pk of 10

our price: $18.00
Girlie Fuck Cancer Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Girlie Fuck Cancer Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Greeting Cards (Pk of 1

I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Greeting Cards (Pk of 1

our price: $18.00
Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Save the Knockers! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Save the Knockers! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Got Cancer by the Balls Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
I Pinned Cancer Note Cards (Pk of 10)

I Pinned Cancer Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Fuck Cancer Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Fuck Cancer Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
I've got Cancer by the Short & Curlies Note Cards

I've got Cancer by the Short & Curlies Note Cards

our price: $15.00
Tough Girl Breast Cancer Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Tough Girl Breast Cancer Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Check them, or I will! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Check them, or I will! Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Remission Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Remission Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
Cop a Feel Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

Cop a Feel Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $18.00
Girlie Fuck Cancer Note Cards (Pk of 10)

Girlie Fuck Cancer Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Note Cards (Pk of 10)

our price: $15.00

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