My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Sweatshirt

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Fuck Cancer Symbol Sweatshirt

Fuck Cancer Symbol Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Sweatshirt

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer Sucks Sweatshirt

Cancer Sucks Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
F#@K CANCER! Sweatshirt

F#@K CANCER! Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cool Chemo Kids Sweatshirt

Cool Chemo Kids Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Sweatshirt

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
My Oncologist Sweatshirt

My Oncologist Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer Talkin'! Sweatshirt

Cancer Talkin'! Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Chemotastic Sweatshirt

Chemotastic Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
No Hair Day Hooded Sweatshirt

No Hair Day Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Melaphukanoma Sweatshirt

Melaphukanoma Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
I Pinned Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

I Pinned Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Welcome to Cancerville Sweatshirt

Welcome to Cancerville Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Remission Hooded Sweatshirt

Remission Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Sweatshirt

Leave me alone, Mr. Cancer Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer can kiss my ass Sweatshirt

Cancer can kiss my ass Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Geeky End Cancer Sweatshirt (dark)

Geeky End Cancer Sweatshirt (dark)

our price: $39.50
Making Cancer my Bitch Sweatshirt

Making Cancer my Bitch Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Kickin' cancer's ass Hooded Sweatshirt

Kickin' cancer's ass Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Remission Sweatshirt

Remission Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
I Pinned Cancer Sweatshirt

I Pinned Cancer Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Sweatshirt

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
No Hair Day Kids Sweatshirt

No Hair Day Kids Sweatshirt

our price: $25.00
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Girlie Fuck Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

Girlie Fuck Cancer Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Remember kids, cancer sucks Sweatshirt

Remember kids, cancer sucks Sweatshirt

our price: $39.50
Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00
Geeky End Cancer Kids Sweatshirt

Geeky End Cancer Kids Sweatshirt

our price: $25.00
I made Cancer My Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

I made Cancer My Bitch Hooded Sweatshirt

our price: $45.00

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