My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
Funny Cancer shirts and gifts
»It's the Cancer Talkin'!
»Cancer - All the pretty people have it!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer my Bitch!
»Cancer's my Hubby's Bitch!
»Cancer's my Wife's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's Bitch!
»Cancer's my friend's BITCH!
»F#@K Cancer!
»Fuck Cancer Symbol
»Fuck Cancer
»Cancer, Fuck You!
»Cancer Picked The Wrong Bitch!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Remission
»Pretty People have Cancer
»Fabulous Cancer
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass
»My Oncologist
»Chemo Cool Kid
»Chemo Cool Kids
»Chemo Whore
»Tough Girl
»I Kicked Cancer's Ass!
»I already Kicked Cancer's Ass...
»Chemosabe
»I Got Cancer...
»I Got Cancer by the Balls!
»Now with more Radiation
»Cancer can Kiss My Ass!
»Check them, or I will!
»Hey Cancer...
»I'm Taking the Girls out for a walk!
»Girlie Fuck Cancer
»Don't Let Cancer...
»Save the Knockers!
»Save The Titties!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»I'm Making Cancer My Bitch!
»Leave Me Alone Mr. Cancer!
»Fuck Breast Cancer
»Squeeze Your Tomatoes
»One More PET Scan...
»Rub My Bald Head
»Balbylocks
»Save The Titties!
»Chemotastic!
»Chemolicious!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»I Made Cancer My Bitch!
»No Hair Day
»Kickin' Cancer's Ass!
»Cancer Sucks!
»Ask Me About My Eyebrows
»Cancerville
»Chemopalooza
»Melaphukanoma
»I pinned Cancer
»Geeky End Cancer


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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts


Funny cancer fridge magnets make great gifts! We even have breast exam reminder magnets!

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Kicked Cancer's Ass Rectangle Magnet

Kicked Cancer's Ass Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
I already beat Cancer's ass... Rectangle Magnet

I already beat Cancer's ass... Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Chemosabe Rectangle Magnet

Chemosabe Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer, Fuck You! Rectangle Magnet

Cancer, Fuck You! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Rectangle Magnet

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Girlie Fuck Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Girlie Fuck Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Rectangle Magnet

I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Chemo Cool Kids Rectangle Magnet

Chemo Cool Kids Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cop a Feel Rectangle Magnet

Cop a Feel Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Now with more Radiation Shirt Rectangle Magnet

Now with more Radiation Shirt Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Pretty People have Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Pretty People have Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Tough Girl Breast Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Tough Girl Breast Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Fuck Cancer Symbol Rectangle Magnet

Fuck Cancer Symbol Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Don't let Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Don't let Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Got Cancer by the Balls Rectangle Magnet

Got Cancer by the Balls Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Rectangle Magnet

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Rectangle Magnet

Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Fabulous Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Fabulous Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Fuck Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Fuck Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
My Oncologist Rectangle Magnet

My Oncologist Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer, Fuck You! Magnet

Cancer, Fuck You! Magnet

our price: $4.00
Cancer Sucks Rectangle Magnet

Cancer Sucks Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cool Chemo Kids Rectangle Magnet

Cool Chemo Kids Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Kickin' Cancer's Ass Rectangle Magnet

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Check them, or I will! Rectangle Magnet

Check them, or I will! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
F#@K CANCER! Rectangle Magnet

F#@K CANCER! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Save the Knockers! Rectangle Magnet

Save the Knockers! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer Talkin'! Rectangle Magnet

Cancer Talkin'! Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Magnet

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Magnet

our price: $4.00
Fuck Breast Cancer Rectangle Magnet

Fuck Breast Cancer Rectangle Magnet

our price: $5.00
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Magnet

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Magnet

our price: $4.00
Now with more Radiation Shirt Magnet

Now with more Radiation Shirt Magnet

our price: $4.00

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!