My Cancer Story
Back in December of 2006, I was diagnosed with Stage IV Hodgkin's Lymphoma. I found out October of '07 that I had kicked it's ass! During my 10 months of high dose chemotherapy I started this T-Shirt website to let everyone know that I was making Cancer my BITCH! Now that the cancer has gone, the shirts live on. Hopefully others fighting cancer will get a Chuckle out of them.
All proceeds from this website go to help a real live cancer survivor, ME! In all seriousness, a portion of each sale will be donated to various cancer charities. If you get bored and want the whole story, Click here to visit my fancy Cancer blog.
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Funny Cancer shirts and Gifts

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Funny Cancer Shirts - Shirts & Gifts for the "Hipster" Cancer Patient! - Cancer Tote Bags

Folks always take different things to chemo with them. Do it in style with one of our funny cancer tote bags!

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Don't let Cancer Tote Bag

Don't let Cancer Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Cancer, Fuck You! Tote Bag

Cancer, Fuck You! Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Remember kids, cancer sucks Tote Bag

Remember kids, cancer sucks Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Making Cancer my Bitch Tote Bag

Making Cancer my Bitch Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Fabulous Cancer Tote Bag

Fabulous Cancer Tote Bag

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Girlie Fuck Cancer Tote Bag

Girlie Fuck Cancer Tote Bag

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Pretty People have Cancer Tote Bag

Pretty People have Cancer Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Tote Bag

I'm Making Cancer my Bitch Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Tote Bag

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Tough Girl Breast Cancer Tote Bag

Tough Girl Breast Cancer Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Cancer's my wife's Bitch Tote Bag

Cancer's my wife's Bitch Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
I've got Cancer by the Short & Curlies Tote Bag

I've got Cancer by the Short & Curlies Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Got Cancer by the Balls Tote Bag

Got Cancer by the Balls Tote Bag

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Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Tote Bag

Cancer's my hubby's Bitch Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Tote Bag

Cancer's my friend's BITCH! Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Now with more Radiation Shirt Tote Bag

Now with more Radiation Shirt Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Fuck Cancer Tote Bag

Fuck Cancer Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Cancer - All the pretty people have it Tote Bag

Cancer - All the pretty people have it Tote Bag

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I Pinned Cancer Tote Bag

I Pinned Cancer Tote Bag

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Fuck Cancer Symbol Tote Bag

Fuck Cancer Symbol Tote Bag

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Chemo Cool Kids Tote Bag

Chemo Cool Kids Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Remission Tote Bag

Remission Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Fuck Breast Cancer Tote Bag

Fuck Breast Cancer Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Cop a Feel Tote Bag

Cop a Feel Tote Bag

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Kickin' Cancer's Ass Tote Bag

Kickin' Cancer's Ass Tote Bag

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My Oncologist Tote Bag

My Oncologist Tote Bag

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Save the Knockers! Tote Bag

Save the Knockers! Tote Bag

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Chemo whore Tote Bag

Chemo whore Tote Bag

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Chemolicious Tote Bag

Chemolicious Tote Bag

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Your Boyfriend likes my bald head Tote Bag

Your Boyfriend likes my bald head Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
Baldylocks Tote Bag

Baldylocks Tote Bag

our price: $19.99
F#@K CANCER! Tote Bag

F#@K CANCER! Tote Bag

our price: $19.99

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  • FunnyCancerShirts.com is the place to be if you are looking for Cancer t shirts, Cancer Coffee Mugs, Cancer Greeting Cards and Cancer Fridge Magnets.Funny Cancer T Shirts make great gifts for folks fighting cancer. If you know someone that is trying to kick some cancer ass, send them a Cancer Gift. They also make great Christmas presents and gifts. Chemo and radiation both suck! Brighten their day with something from FunnyCancerShirts.com. Don't forget, we also have a huge assortment of Breast Cancer and Pink Ribbon items for your friends that are kicking breast cancer in the ass! Make Cancer YOUR Bitch today!